Porn never lies.
Oh yeah, because whatever happens in pornos totally happens in real life.
Oh yeah! Your right. Have you seen it around anywhere?
Why are you asking me? You’re better friends with it than I am.
Oh really? I heard it’s really good friends with you too.
And where did you hear that?
From the porn of course.
Porn lies. About everything.
Oh yeah! Your right. Have you seen it around anywhere?
Why are you asking me? You’re better friends with it than I am.
Oh really? I heard it’s really good friends with you too.
And where did you hear that?
Oh yeah! Your right. Have you seen it around anywhere?
Why are you asking me? You’re better friends with it than I am.
Aww Tate, you’re so nice. It’s almost unbearable -.-
Uh….
Je t’aime.
You have the wrong person. I think it’s porn you mean to be speaking to.
Aww Tate, you’re so nice. It’s almost unbearable -.-
Well I don’t really need to walk. It’s not like I have anything to do. And I wouldn’t mind staying in bed with him all day. But once in a blue moon, I like to converse with other people.
And they don’t go away, no matter what I do. Thank God he has two working hands. It would get tiring trying to help him get rid of his frustrations 24/7.

Me too. I should bring my kitten by sometime.
We’re like kitten crazy here.

CTM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This is why I adore cats.
omg.
